>
> 1. At the movies when you meet
> acquaintances/friends...
>
> Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
> Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over
> here..
>
> 2. In the bus a heavy lady wearing pointed
> high-heeled shoes steps on
> your feet...
>
> Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
> Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local
> anesthesia.....why don't you try
> again
>
> 3. At a funeral one of the teary-eyed people ask...
>
> Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
> Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
>
> 4. At a restaurant when you ask the waiter
>
> Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala"
> good??
> Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
> cement. We
> occassionaly also spit in it.
>
> 5. At a family get-together when some distant aunt
> meets you after
> years
>
> Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so
> big.
> Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
> yourself.
>
> 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
> ask...
>
> Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
> Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating
> ,insensitive lout...it's just
> the money.
>
> 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
> call..
>
> Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
> Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the
> Zulu tribes in Africa
> marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you
> dumb witted moron.
>
> 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
> shorter hair..
>
> Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
> Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
>
> 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
> in your mouth...
>
> Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
> Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
>
> 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in
> your office
> asks...
>
> Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
> Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
> piece of chalk and
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