The Funniest Insults On Web

1...Why don't you blow your brains out? You have nothing to lose.

2...Let's play house. You be the door. I'll slam you.

3...What's on your mind- If you'll please excuse the exaggeration.

4...I'll swear eternal friendship for anyone who dislikes you as much as I do.

5...I need a bookmark more than I need you, so step in front of a steamroller on your way out.

6...I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb.

7...Next time you pass my house, I'll appreciate it.

8...You have a very striking face? How many times have you been struck there?

9...Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?

10..Why don't you leave and let live?

11..You can could make a good living hiring yourself out to haunt people.