Office Humor

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Multi-tasking means screwing up several things at once.

Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows 98?
A. It stands for number of times it hangs in a day.

Work faithfully 8 hours a day, and don’t worry because in time you will become the boss and work 12 hours a day and do all the worrying.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

A modern employer is one who is looking for men between ages 25 and 30 with 40 yrs experience.

A system administrator is like Santa Claus, nobody really knows what he does most of the time.